Who left the vibrator lying around?

I am not a big fan of masturbating. For me it is the option of last resort. The thing I do when I am just too frustrated to fall asleep. I went to one of those sex toy parties a friend had over a year ago and bought a vibrator. I have to support my friends after all. The vibrator stayed in its box unopened for at least a year. Then this summer I was up late (thanks a lot MNG) and I was forced to bring the contraption out of the box. Well over the summer and approaching fall the damn thing has become part of my routine. Instead of hanging out in my drawer in a box it has found a place under one of my pillows. Yep, pretty pathetic I use it so much now I don't even put it away anymore. I didn't even notice this sad fact until yesterday when I decided to put all the pillows on the bed, make things pretty for the meeting. My 1st thought, "damn who left the vibrator lying around?" I put it away and I feel honor bound to leave it in the drawer for awhile. I don't want to make using it a habit or anything. I like living on my own but I really miss regular sex. You just can't beat it. It's the best hands down. Or in my case lately hands free ;)